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posted on Apr 18 with 241 notes
posted on Apr 18 with 25,043 notes

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.

Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.

(via still-more-soul-than-sam)

posted on Apr 18 with 82,824 notes
"I just referred to a country as ‘he’ again, didn’t I?"
every Hetalian talking to a non-Hetalian about world events. (via the-chump-of-swoosh)

(via naidaprimera)

posted on Apr 18 with 1,463 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via baby-watson)

posted on Apr 18 with 128,217 notes

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via istherewifiinhell)

posted on Apr 18 with 418,819 notes

anniestine:

forevera90sgirl:

pandaspancake:

PURE INSPIRATION

The reason I’m still in school

Only reason

(Source: thatsthat24, via istherewifiinhell)

posted on Apr 18 with 389 notes

araneapeixes:

condy doodle!

(Source: moved-to-strovi, via frecklesandfandoms)

posted on Apr 18 with 7,450 notes

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

(Source: shurara, via tuxedo-narvaez)

posted on Apr 18 with 199,243 notes

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

(via frecklesandfandoms)

posted on Apr 18 with 698,642 notes

hetalianforever:

APH log 【腐】
Pixiv ID: 42807139
Member: hino:h

(via thebadgerforlife)

posted on Apr 18 with 119 notes