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Anonymous whispered: Ravenclaw

Aah, nice guess, but nope!

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misuse-of-fandom whispered: december

When I do karaoke, I rap - right now usually Macklemore or Nicki Minaj, but I’m working on some Eminem and Pitbull.

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hershelclayton:

did you think i was done

(via razzmic-berry)

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wylderwolfy:

if you’re ever sad, please try and imagine how cool and hardcore Cecil Gershwin Palmer would think you are, living in a world with wheat toast and mountains, and how many times he might call you “neat”

(via robot-nepeta)

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Emma Frost by Stuart Immonen

(Source: women-of-marvel, via shiftress)

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Anthony Mackie throwing popcorn at Sebastian Stan. [x]

(Source: clintobarton, via shiftress)

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kathysbrotherssister:

someone asked for john and jade in the stream :’)

(via homestuck-arts)

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gamzeemakara:

gamzeemakara:

im going be kicked out if i dont give my mom $100/£60 by tonight. basically some shit happened and now i’m being threatened with being kicked out again, which i know she will do. please, if you can, consider donating so i don’t end up homeless. no relatives are close by and i have no irl friends. please consider donating, i’m literally begging so hard right now but i dont want to be homeless please

please reblog this or donate ggggodd

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cosmicyawn:

STYLE MEME THAT IS LOOOONG OVERDUE

style a la flux if you’re not following her then y̷̸̧o̵͞ứ̷͢’́҉͟ŕ͝è̷͝ ̵̷͠w̴̡̨̢̛r̨͡ơ̴̵͢҉n̕g̛͟͟͜

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wicked-mint-leaves:

oh mY GOD PLEASE

PLEASE

I AM BEGGING

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posted on Aug 26 with 38,678 notes
the members of an orchestra
  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • saxophones: i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
posted on Aug 26 with 4,920 notes